Scudfish

Lesbianism - An amazing friend will make you view it as a viable option.

Shrapnel can also be cool.

1. Polar bear.
2. Badger.
3. Raccoon.
4. Hippo.
5. Russell Crowe.

Jesus Christ - He cannot save you if you smell like a hamburger.

Explorer — Rip arm off — Good — I think.

1. All you can eat retuned take-out food for only $0.99.
2. All you can eat parsnips for only $2.99.
3. All you can eat whipped cream for only $6.99.
4. All you can eat goat for only $19.99.
5. All you can eat ‘light gray 000′, grade 1, Beluga caviar for only $34,800.00.

True love - You will know what it is when you see it.

Sorry mommy, I won’t hit you with a machete again.

1. Open faced rye bread sandwich with mayonnaise, lettuce, cucumber, lemon, shrimp, and topped off with a couple of dill branches.
2. Jalapeno poppers with salsa and sour cream.
3. Hot Brie cheese and cranberries.
4. Spicy sushi rolls with grilled eel as the main ingredient, and wasabi and ginger.
5. Antacids.

Threesomes - So rare that you remember them for the rest of your life.