Scudfish

1. She has paid for all the movie tickets, burgers and condoms.
2. She has shown that she is very much into body painting for Super Bowl, your birthday and when you get home from work.
3. She has shown her devotion to you by turning one of her pets in to jerky when you need “something salty” to munch on at 4am.
4. She has brought you several bottles of beer between her breasts and has opened them all between her butt cheeks.
5. She has only nagged for more sex, medium-rare veal scallops, and to wash your hockey gear.

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