Saddam Hussein is not dead (signs)
The news of his is death are greatly exaggerated…
- CNN reported that George W. Bush was sleeping and had no idea that anything was going on… The CIA are a pretty smart bunch… Then again maybe they took the whole day and night off… You know, Christmas, shiny things and eggnog and all…
- There has been several Saddam sighting already: In a Burger King in Vermont (ordering an extra large order of infidel fries)… Walking the boardwalk in New Orleans and nodding his head in approval of the destruction… He was seen doing Paris Hilton in a limo on they way to yet some other wannabe designer’s party…
- Right in this moment: Mel Gibson is supposedly sorting out all the evil in the world over a game chess with Mr. Hussein…
- The end of the world is not here — my Christmas tree is twinkling as bright and colorful as ever…
- European newspapers are writing: “not ‘hanging’… but ‘banging’…” and showing a picture of a really embarrassed prison guard and the latest soccer scores. They are also making silly remarks about the Republican strangle hold of the press (and the whores of the news media — CNN)…
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