Messages I would love to see in Chinese fortune cookies
- Don’t spit on your plate if you don’t want it back in a take-out order.
- Everything is quicker with sharpened chopsticks.
- Soup is simply food boiled for a very long time — for a reason.
- Goofy accents are for your enjoyment, you obtuse goat buttock!
- What goes in must come out: including the spicy chicken.
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