Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto spoilers and surprises
- Main character is a warm, generous and unselfish Rabbi.
- No one gets shits-himself drunk and yells obscenities at police officers.
- Jesus is crucified again but the blame for his death is this time placed on aliens.
- Villains are no longer killed off one by one, they are instead sent to rehab.
- Many natives are seen wearing t-shirts with positive slogans:
- “Mel is off the booze: he now loves all the Jews!”
- “Beer is bye-bye: Mel is now studying to be a Rabbi!”
- “Mel no longer drinks as it made him nuts: he’s no longer a klutz!”
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