Things that would make me very afraid
- Catching myself smiling and singing along to an upbeat country music tune featuring banjos and yodeling.
- Finding a post-it note on my desk, with a phone number, a lot of exclamation marks and skulls scribbled on to it, and not remember having penned it down.
- Opening the toolbox and finding a bloodied hammer and not remembering when I last hurt myself.
- Lying in my bed panting after having fried and eaten a pound of bacon that was 3 years passed the best before date.
- Passing out on the couch and waking up to a George W. Bush speech and hearing the words: “Ooops”, “Nucular” and “3 minutes”.
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