Scudfish

1. Maple syrup.
2. Smoked meat.
3. Tourtiere.
4. Creton.
5. Poutine.

Always meet the balls head-on.

1. Main character is a warm, generous and unselfish Rabbi.
2. No one gets shits-himself drunk and yells obscenities at police officers.
3. Jesus is crucified again but the blame for his death is this time placed on aliens.
4. Villains are no longer killed off one by one, they are instead sent to rehab.
5. Many natives are seen wearing t-shirts with positive slogans:
   - “Mel is off the booze: he now loves all the Jews!”
   - “Beer is bye-bye: Mel is now studying to be a Rabbi!”
   - “Mel no longer drinks as it made him nuts: he’s no longer a klutz!”

1. “Lost them… Somewhere… In Paris maybe…”
2. “They made my butt look like a beach ball…”
3. “Waste of time… I’m on an all prunes and pears diet…”
4. “It’s Kevin’s weekend to take care of them…”
5. “Don’t need them any more… I had a my tubes tied…”

Keeping the option open.

1. Diarrhea from milk at room temperature and bran cookies.
2. Finding comfortable underwear.
3. Getting out of uncomfortable underwear in order to crap in the sleigh, especially when flying over Antarctica.
4. Pressure of not making a suspicious turn when being tracked by NORAD (especially when crapping in the sleigh).
5. Watching Mrs. Claus flogging elves who refuse to clean the sleigh.

Mom helping me to trans up.

1. The Joker.
2. Cruella De Vil.
3. Ernst Stavro Blofeld and his cat.
4. Freddy Krueger.
5. Chucky.
6. Hannibal Lecter.
7. Darth Vader.

1. Quebec Nordiques (1994).
2. Notre Dame Fighting Irish (1996).
3. Toronto Maple Leafs (2000).
4. Guinness Promo (2002).
5. Montreal Alouettes (Yesterday).

Predator and bait.