Pets I wished I had as a kid

 


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  1. Angry pet head — Curses loudly in Polish when shot with a BB gun.
  2. Clean pet foot — Does dolphin tricks and feeds on my brother’s aquarium fish.
  3. Soft pet hand — Especially nice to me in the bath and at bedtime.
  4. Huge pet butt — Farts on command and isn’t afraid of fire.
  5. Hairy pet back — Morphs in to Chewbacca whenever I want to play Star Wars.

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