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1. If you have ever tried to help a 4-year-old with a grape-sized nose blow his or her nose, you know that it’s almost impossible to get a good grip on it. A big honker will save you so much time, and Kleenexes, as it can be squeezed, twisted and turned with ease.
2. Any parent who has lost a kid in a mall knows how difficult it can be to describe their little one to the service desk, as all kids under the age of seven look alike. But big-nosed kids are rare! If they would ever get lost you should be able to get them back in no time at all as everyone notices big honkers, especially on children.
3. You will never have the stress of finding your kids a scary, or funny costume for Halloween. With some paint and a little bit of imagination, a huge nose can be turned in to almost anything!
4. Big honkers means huge nostrils… Do you have any idea how many kids shove peas, Lego and screws up their little noses? Most kids end up in the doctor’s office 2-3 times a year having something removed from up there. You will never have that problem with big-nosed kids if you just keep them away from golf balls, potatoes and granite drill bits.
5. Toilet training your kids is a piece of cake! Some kids simply can’t tell if they have “gone” or not… But you don’t have that problem with big-nosed kids as their noses will always be closer — to everything!

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