Archive for September, 2006

 

 

How animal lovers impress their dates

  1. Juggling with small rodents (without dropping even a hamster).
  2. Administering CPR to anything they hit on the highway.
  3. Licking clean seagulls caught in oil slicks.
  4. Breastfeeding starving Mountain Lions and Cheetahs.
  5. Instead of laughing when seeing a Blue Jay explode against the windshield of an 18-wheeler — tears are made to stream down the face.

 

No breastfeeding for you

No breastfeeding for you

No breastfeeding for you.

 

Most popular adult movies last week

  1. “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby”.
  2. “Barnyard”.
  3. “Beerfest”.
  4. “How to eat fried worms”.
  5. “Snakes on a plane”.

 

David Blaine’s puppy

David Blaine’s puppy

One of them is David Blaine’s puppy.

 

Random words from “The View”

  1. Rosie O’Donnell - “… love her…”
  2. Joy Behar  - “… vagina…”
  3. Barbara Walters - “… and that’s my opinion…”
  4. Elisabeth Hasselbeck - “… just live with it…”

 

Three crowns of Sweden

Three crowns of Sweden

Three crowns of Sweden.

 

Other colours of “Cheesies” that would have made the snack less of a success than it is today

  1. Volvo-Blue-Metallic.
  2. Soccer-Bruise-Purple.
  3. Beagle-Butt-Brown.
  4. Napalmed-Black-Swan.
  5. Advanced-Gangrene-Green.

 

Hollow pumpkin

Hollow pumpkin

Jack Daniel’s eventually turns you in to a hollow pumpkin.

 

The hardest words to learn in the dictionary

  1. Mortality.

 

Can’t handle my balls

Can’t handle my balls

Can’t handle my balls.

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