When going on a date with a guy you have met online

 


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  1. Make sure your can of maze; nunchucks and crossbow are in good working order.
  2. Submit notarized copies of his social insurance card, birth certificate, driver’s license, and passport with law enforcement.
  3. Have his blood, urine and stool samples tested for diseases at a reputable laboratory.
  4. Ask for sworn affidavits from his mother, co-workers, and all his ex-girlfriends/wives attesting that he is not a nut-job.
  5. The first meeting place should be somewhere public: a police station is always a safe bet. Having him photographed, fingerprinted and swabbed for DNA could actually be a fun first date activity.

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