Distracting things
- Being forcefully licked by a dog when trying to make sweet love to your woman.
- Speedball bag that makes a faint meowing sound every time it’s hit.
- Seeing a cute Chinese girl working really hard at sucking pork dumplings through a straw.
- Getting a horrible skin condition after getting bitten by a zombie.
- Knowing that all the people in the world are jumping up and down at the same time.
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