WTF now seconds
- Time spent sitting in horror before you realize your giant plasma TV is not broken… It’s just the kids who have been watching scrambled porn again.
- Moments you waste in the morning after starting your car; figuring out that the “burning engine smell” is simply the McDonald’s garbage from the week before.
- The scant few seconds required by your brain to compute and to tell your lunges and vocal chords to produce a girlish squeal after getting your penis caught in a zipper.
- Waking up period when you again find yourself naked in a car wash, all covered in wax and slowly remembering the LSD binge you have been on.
- Very silent times after sex when you are so consumed by the need to pee that you don’t remember that your partner wants to hear: “I love you!”
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