Scudfish

1. As she has buns of steel, the only furniture she needs is a wooden stake to sit on — leaving you with more money to spend on a top-of-the-line La-Z-Boy.
2. She can give you a piggyback ride home when you get ‘pissed-faced’ drunk at the local pub.
3. You will like all men inevitably choke on a quail — if you have a bodybuilding wife, she will be able to give you a really wicked Heimlich Maneuver.
4. Salt is good… And when you are really desperate, she will be able to open up the most stubborn of pistachio nuts.
5. Nobody will pick a fight with you when your are out drinking with your “hairy, freaky-looking buff brother”.
6. When you need to move something that’s too heavy to be safely moved by only two people — she can do it all by herself.

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