Rejected taglines for the new Lassie movie

 


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  1. Lassie — “The mentally stable Collie that doesn’t arbitrarily turn around and bite small children!”
  2. Lassie — “Timmy is in the goddamn well again!”
  3. Lassie — “The dog that never poops, or licks herself in “no-no” places!”
  4. Lassie — “Bigger, badder and with rabies!”
  5. Lassie — “The bitch is back!”

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