Pre-program TV disclaimers that excite viewers

 


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  1. “This program features language that might be inappropriate for younger viewers.”
  2. “This program presents views and opinions that might be disturbing to some viewers.”
  3. “This program contains mature subject matter… Viewer discretion is advised.”
  4. “This program will show scenes with nudity, sexuality and coarse language — people of ‘The Christen Right’ might have a hissy fit.”
  5. “It’s two o’clock in the morning… Just the fact you are tuning in to read this disclaimer shows that you are interested in the filth and depravity that we are about to broadcast — don’t bother complaining; our switchboard is closed!”

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